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drop a digit

to insert a finger into an anus, almost always done during intercourse.
"Yeah, I would love to drop a digit on that chick tonight."
by MStooge January 23, 2010
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digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.
U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.
by King of Leon September 16, 2011
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digital trauma

Injury or damage (often self-inflicted) to one's own body oriface (nose, vagina, anus, etc.) caused by the insertion and manipulation of one or more fingers (digits).
My massive nose bleed was caused by digital trauma.
Damn, could y'all trim your nails before y'all finger me? Now I gots digital trauma all up inside my vajayjay!
I managed to take care of my fecal impaction, but now I am suffering from digital trauma and my finger smells like shit!
by Ahswype July 15, 2007
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digital literacy

Digital literacy is the ability to understand how to use technology appropriately, as well as being educated on digital trends (memes, gifs, acronyms, etc.)
Examples:

The current generation is well educated in digital literacy.

"Do you know what a gif is?" "Of course, I’m digitally literate"
by GetGiffy January 22, 2015
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digital point

The webmaster discussion forums at digitalpoint.com. These are stereotyped to be full of spammers and scammers because s huge number of users there use craigslist to post advertisements for their services.

Sometimes referred to as digital pointless instead, as a play on words
Chris: I'm going over to Digital Point to do a bit of surfing later on.

Fred: I wouldn't man. I heard that place is full of scammers. Someone even called it digital pointless instead.

Chris: Lol @digital pointless. I'm going anyway cya
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.
misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."
by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012
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digital paperweight

Digital Paperweight: A term used to describe a website or online platform that serves no functional purpose other than providing aesthetic appeal or informational content. Similar to a physical paperweight that merely occupies space without serving any practical function, a digital paperweight lacks interactive elements or features that engage users in meaningful actions or transactions. Visitors to a digital paperweight can only passively consume information, view images, or read textual content without the ability to schedule appointments, make purchases, access digital downloads, participate in discussions, or engage in other interactive activities commonly found on functional websites. Its primary function is to visually please the user without offering any actionable or transactional opportunities, making it akin to a decorative yet non-utilitarian object in the digital realm.
Although the website had a visually stunning design and captivating images, it was ultimately a digital paperweight since visitors couldn't do anything beyond reading the provided information. It lacked any interactive features or transactional capabilities, rendering it an aesthetically pleasing but functionally limited online presence.

The website was nothing more than a digital paperweight, offering beautiful visuals but no interactive features or practical functionalities for visitors.
by Imajenn Marketing May 12, 2023
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