Dialdo

A diabolical dildo

You sir are a dialdo...

by Frosty Asuna November 29, 2013

off your dial

Fucked up from drugs.

"I munched 7 bikkies and waz off my dial."

by Diego September 14, 2003

dialector

A person that speaks in such an intellectually profound yet disturbing manner as to evoke comparisons to Hannibal Lector.

1. "Gregory told us the other day that if we keep nettling him about his skimpy gym shorts, he's going to vaporize us with a homemade Moonraker laser and sprinkle our remains on his ant farm. What a dialector!"
2. "A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs.

by TheOneArmedSloth May 21, 2008

dick dial

Just like butt dial but when your phone is in your front pocket.

Dude 1: Dude, I think you butt dialed me, all I heard was static and muffled conversation for like 10 minutes.
Dude 2: Dude, that must have been a dick dial, I carry my phone in my front pocket.

by Capt. Underpants December 27, 2007

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

dial tone

1. A sound heard on a phone system when you pick up the phone and it's ready to make a call. In US telephones this consists of a 350 Hertz and a 440 Hertz sine wave (two pure tones) mixed together.

2. That ominous sound in definition 1 that indicates your girl/boy friend has hung up on you.

1."To make a call, lift the phone off the hook and place it so that the cord is facing downward near your mouth with the two sets of holes facing your head. Then listen for a dial tone. When you get a dial tone, dial the number." (instructions just in case you're Amish or haven't been in a house since 1927)

2. I got into an argument with my S.O. and got a dial tone.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 3, 2007

war dial

To call someone an excessive number of times. This can also be used to describe text messages and instant messages

Jesus, she's called me 14 times already today. She won't stop war dialing me

by Trommler March 8, 2008