dialector 

A person that speaks in such an intellectually profound yet disturbing manner as to evoke comparisons to Hannibal Lector.

1. "Gregory told us the other day that if we keep nettling him about his skimpy gym shorts, he's going to vaporize us with a homemade Moonraker laser and sprinkle our remains on his ant farm. What a dialector!"
2. "A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs.

dialector by TheOneArmedSloth May 21, 2008

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

Director Hugo V. 

Director Hugo V Is a music video director out of Los Angeles California and is a graduate of the prestigious University of Southern California.

Early in his career he was dubbed as "The King of Street Videos" and is now currently being referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" . His style is heavily influenced by the likes of Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, Oliver Stone and Italian director Sergio Leone.

His video "Los Angeles" by B-Real of Cypress Hill was nominated for a Los Angeles Music Award and enjoyed wide success on the internet with more than 1 million views.

Currently resides in Los Angeles and is working on a highly anticipated project with Frank Lucas Jr the biological son of 70's Harlem drug king piin Frank Lucas Sr as portrayed by Denzel Washington in the biopic American Gangster.

Director Hugo V.'s style of directing is like a high octane union between Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino.

Director Hugo V. by V38 July 4, 2009

Director Hugo V

A Mexican/American music video director referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" in reference for his filming style. Also called "The King of Street Videos". Best known for his independent work on "Sliding In The Whip" and "Los Angeles", two music videos with Latino rapper B-Real of Cypress Hill.

That music video's filming, pacing and editing is reminiscent of Director Hugo V.'s style.

Director Hugo V by Lestat70 March 27, 2009

Band Director 

One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.

The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.

The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.

My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.

Band Director by viel Larm um nichts~ August 4, 2009

Cum Deflectors 

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

Cum Deflectors by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011

band director 

1. The most awesome teacher you will ever have. Often makes funny jokes, pokes fun at band students and spends an enormous amount of time making the band sound and look good.

"That band director, Mr.Minick, is a really cool guy!"
"I know right?! He's the best teacher ever!"

band director by Tbabstbone November 26, 2011