disney channel

an amazing channel. that is until it got greedy things to its utterly boring theme parks. once playing cartoons like Dave The Barbarian now plays shows like Hannah Montana. the fucking stupid pop music bullshit makes me wanna be death. and when it came to my town of OKC the ticket to it was like 700 bucks, wtf thats bullshit i could get an Eminem concert ticket for like 60, that was one of the many exp. of disneys greedy ass. one day i was laughing at the cartoons the next a stupid zitcom about a slutty tween(sorry teen) being a pop star but yet no talent. when the laugh track came on i was like wtf that wasnt funny. And the worst movie created every thats not even realistic came in known as High School Musical i heard nothing but those stupid songs for days(thanks alot u fat chicks who watched that shit, oh and u do sound like them cause they sound like shit) this musical created a chance for disney channel to make MORE products making their power over everything even more and grew greedier. this could destroy mankind Walt Disney would be so ashamed of the ones running disney now. how is pot not legal when this show kills more brain cells, futures, sense of humor, tv as we know it

your watching tv and whats on is south park
You-man this shows so funny
your little sibling walks in after getting promission to watch {disney channel] and turns it
sibling- yeah i love Hannah Montana
You- oh hell no
you start walking out the front door with a shotgun and a wallet full of money
Mom- what the hell are you doing
You- going to Orlando and killing those sons of bitches

disney channel by Lil Patriot November 6, 2011

disney kill

When during a story, a character dies accidentally on purpose. 2 people are fighting and one falls to their death on a pitch fork for example.

OHHH!!!! That was such a Disney Kill!
movies with Disney Kills:
Lion King
Peter Pan
Beauty and the Beast
Flowers in The Attic

disney kill by Alison MC February 13, 2007

Disney channel

The WORST channel on tv.They use the same plot over and over again and use the same actors and actresses in every show/movie.People who "likes"the programming on this channel that shall remain unnamed,are usually girls and are 7-15 years old.

AnnoyingDisneyfan1:OMG DId U SeE tHat nEW episode of ZaCk aNd CODY On DiSnEy ChAnNel?
Annoyingdisneyfan2:YeAh It WaS SO FuNnY!!!!!
me:Watch real stuff on tv.

Disney channel by Sonicfan888 December 28, 2008

disney mess 

someone (usually a girl) who seems innocent but is really a big mess/hoe

that miley cyrus is such a disney mess, did you see those pictures on the internet?

disney mess by creatinator1 March 22, 2009

disney dating 

1. When your in a confined or limited area that forces you and others to invade each others personal space, or "bubbles".

2. Also, when your in a confined or limited area that forces you to get to know, or interact, with the people around you - usually in awkward or uncomfortable ways.

1. "Dude, my English-1A class was a total case of disney dating...way to many people were trying to add that class!"

2. "Dude, the hauted mansion elevator at Disneyland is a perfect example of disney dating. I was sandwiching some girl I didn't know because we were so packed in."

3. "Man the presentaion room was so packed I had to stand in the back with the rest of the disney daters. The dude next to me smelled so bad...but I did get the chicks number next to me."

disney dating by blizzardengle September 10, 2010

Disney world 

The only place on earth where 13 year olds can kick the nuts of a man in a mouse suit and get away with it

The creepy ass mouse: hey kid

13 year old boy: (kicks mouses nuts)

The creepy ass mouse: (trying not to cry) have fun

Disney world: international hellhole or kicking grown men’s balls

Disney world by Pocycat 1 January 26, 2020

disney channel

The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. Hannah Montana is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.

That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.

disney channel by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007