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D BAG DEXTER

a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)
"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!

"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!
by Jaypro January 26, 2011
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dexterousexual

a person who enjoy's using their hand to have sex with themself
a guy who jerks off a lot or a female that orgasms frequently by using her hands is a dexterousexual
by Dexter09 January 17, 2009
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Dexter

To describe someone who flexes on em
Bruh you a dexter
by Its ya boi T.R October 16, 2016
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dexter

What a dexter.
by 2BEans February 19, 2019
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Homie-dextrous

The defenition of movement describing the gestures of someone engaged in conversation that imply "homie" or "rap-loving" qualities.
That guy is homie-dextrous yo!
by Mike Awesome September 25, 2005
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dexter

When a woman lies to a man about finishing her menstrual cycle in order to coerce him into sex. Either upon completion of, or during the act of sex it becomes clearly apparent that the woman is in fact still menstruating by the blood spatter visible both on the man, and on the surrounding area.

A direct reference to the TV show Dexter where the main character works as a blood spatter analyst with a severe dislike for evil-doers ( in this case lying women).
You dextered me!

I got dextered by my girlfriend last night.
by alfalfasprout July 8, 2010
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spoon dexter

A person who has done something stupid and needs mocking
'Ha Derek got hit by a train, what a spoon dexter'
by Joe July 2, 2004
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