Definitions by Jaypro

D BAG DEXTER

a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)

"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!

"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!

D BAG DEXTER by Jaypro January 26, 2011

Brick Buyer 

When a person, rather it be male or female falls for a scheme in which one sells a product out of a trunk of a vehicle to the person, only to find out after the sale the product in question, in the box is a brick...

"Jaypro thought he bought a camcorder from that guy out of his trunk for fifty bucks......what a Brick Buyer"

Brick Buyer by Jaypro February 21, 2009

Butterscotch 

The tan/white-ish liquid that forms around the anus of the pornstar while being anal fucked by a guy's cock....

"Cut..Cut... I need someone to go over and wipe the butterscotch off her hole so we can finish filming this porn and go home"

Butterscotch by Jaypro February 21, 2009