detective scrotes

when your balls are on a mission

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound

by irnko June 18, 2008

Bullshit Detector

1. The feeling one gets when they hear an obvious or absurd lie uttered by another person.

2. The feeling one gets when facing down an extremely tough group of foes that you have little to no chance of defeating them.

1. My bullshit detector went off when I heard that illegal immigrants have a right to be here.

2. I am being attacked by ten juggernaughts in Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran mode, using only an M9. Bullshit detected!

by Shadow0113 August 19, 2011

detented

To have one's pants return to normal, after a hard-on has subsided

I couldn't leave work after surfing porn sites for an hour, until my pants were detented.

by Deanimal and Oca February 23, 2007

Deghettoizing

Moving up in social status and getting nice expensive merchandise. No longer wearing cheap clothes or using cheap merchandise. (i.e wearing walmart clothes or using a CD player)

"Jessica that's a nice sweater!"

Jessica "ya my boyfriend bought it for me, he's deghettoizing me"

by X2Z October 4, 2010

smoke detector

A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.

If you don't have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.

by David March 8, 2004

radar detector

A device that can be installed into your car. Use it to easily spot cops within a few miles depending on the quality of your radar. Highly illegal in most states.

With out my radar detector, I would have had my license suspended by now.

by ic3 man May 15, 2006

smoke detector

a woman who is in utter denial of her husband's homosexuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.

Gay Sales Associate: Are you two finding everything ok?
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>

by tac6923 December 3, 2007