dress tims

a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"

i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's

that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!

i wear my dress tims to church

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

jet dress

A dress that is so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her cockpit (i.e., her vagina).

First guy: "Man, that girl's dress is really short."
Second guy: "Yeah, she is wearing a jet dress"
First guy: "What's a jet dress?"
Second guy: " A jet dress so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her 'cockpit' (i.e., her vagina)."

by Aehster January 05, 2016

salad dress

A salad that tastes like an old dress.

Your mom is such a bad cook: she makes salad dress.

by drum_playa August 14, 2003

Men In Dresses

Men in Dresses is gay. Don't @ me im not wrong

Man Men in Dresses are so gay lmfao

by ReenaRaYgE January 21, 2021

maxi dress

A garment women will wear when they are too lazy to dress nice or shave their legs. Sometimes referred to a "Ross dress" because they are usually cheap. Some women will wear them to bed after wearing them all day because they can double as a moo moo. To make the maxi dress outfit complete, a pair of foam wedges must be worn too.

Kelsey was too lazy to get dressed, so she wore a maxi dress to dinner.

by Neil Buchanan the 3rd July 02, 2021

Dress Flops

When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.

Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.

by Spandex McGee July 11, 2008

dress debate

This debate is over a dress posted by a man as an eye test. You either see the dress as white and gold, or blue and black. There's so much argument and debate and the Internet is losing is over this dress!!!

guy 1: It's white and gold, obviously
guy 2: Are you freaking color blind orrrr??
guy 1: no man. It's white and gold but the whole dress debate is stupid anyway.
guy 2: I know right the Internet is going absolutely insane.

by Not Putting My Real Name February 27, 2015