dirt door

Slang term for an expectant anus

That burrito I just buried is hitting the exit button on my dirt door

by Sanf December 19, 2008

Dutch Doored

A girl getting penetrated both vaginaly and analy by 2 men at the same time. Double penatration.

We were so drunk last night, wife got Dutch Doored by me and Kenny and I think our balls touched.

by beanboy March 7, 2009

behind the door

someone is "behind the door" when they only have a simple understanding of a situation, a person is ignorant or oblivious to the full meaning of a situation or is naive. Often used when talking about sexual meanings or situations.

"I don't think he understands"
"Yeh, he's a bit behind the door"

by Paul Barry Knowles May 28, 2008

donkey door

An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.

The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.

Why don't you check your donkey door?

by gadiv November 3, 2009

Suicide doors

Automotive doors that hinge from the rear edge of the door instead of the leading edge. They acquired the "suicide" nickname due to the fact that if the door was not fully closed and the occupant tried to open and reclose the door while the car was moving (which for some reason was once common practice), the rushing air would catch the door and pull it open violently, often pulling the person still holding the door handle out of the car.

Grandpa told us that Uncle Wilbur was run over after he tried to shut the suicide doors on his 33 coupe and was thrown out under a truck. He was never the same after that.

by frnkly December 28, 2005

Doggy-dooring

verb:
when dogs chase your car, and you open your door and suddenly stop

Steve lived in the U.P. and went doggy-dooring with his buddies on the weekend.

by say_syc May 1, 2008

Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011