derp gland 

(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.

in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.

in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.

(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!

(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

derp gland by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012

Derp State 

Someone so caught up in conspiracy theories that they believe everything is a conspiracy.

"You know that the stars at night are fake, right? Everything is a simulation. It's all part of the Matrix "Wake up SHEEPLE!"

"Dude, that is some DERP State talk"

Derp State by Talamascaa May 20, 2020

derp tits 

A botched tit job in which the nipples face drastically different directions.

Sexy Cora was in the process of having her sixth boob job to fix her derp tits, but then she herself derped

derp tits by Diobjectica February 26, 2011

Derp Dissertation 

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.

Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!

Derp Dissertation by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015

derp-speak 

The act of speaking stupid crazy ass shit that has absolutly no basis in common reality. What most radical political, social and religious individuals use to communicate conspiracy theories, troll trash talk or the losing side of a political or theological argument.

A prerequisite for becoming a rightwing blog troll is a mastery of derp-speak.

derp-speak by Sam Sara November 21, 2013

derp ssundee 

a character in ssundee's old minecraft intros

bring back derp ssundee N O W

derp ssundee by lil mc chicken August 11, 2021

Derp Vader 

One that ineffectively vents an angry position and is easily trolled. The responses get angrier and less coherent as they channel the derp side.

With every response Derp Vader floundered and sputtered into an incoherent diatribe.

Derp Vader by Hugh S Yurdadi December 6, 2016