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Decepticide

A Deathmetal band from Anchorage, Alaska. A technical trashy sound pulling into great melodic sequences and chunky breakdowns, definitely a band worth checking out.
Decepticide
by LordAxo August 26, 2013
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weapons of mass deception

Imaginary weapons used to distract people from the truth.
Bush's weapons of mass deception are killing innocent civilians.
by g July 8, 2003
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The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.
Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?
by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019
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Deceptiline

(n)
1. The line you get in that is always deceptively long, for instance when you get in the line that looks the shortest at the checkout at the grocery store, and an old senile woman is bagging so it takes you 10 extra minutes.

2. This can also be used to describe a line that is moving way faster than you thought, however negative connotations are implied.
"This deceptiline sucks, that line over there went way faster"

"Wow what a deceptiline, we got into the fireworks store in no time"
by asting June 20, 2009
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decepticock

1. A cock that looks deceptively small, but once it's full sized can create a river of bludge.

2. A man who manages to consistently convince women he's sensitive, and predictably turns into a bastard when he has slept with them.
Baby don't be fooled, this decepticock will ruin you

Baby don't be fooled, he's a decepticock.
by rickster rick March 22, 2010
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Decantaminate

A verb meaning to clear one's work space of aluminum soda and/or beer cans.
Friend: Jesus Christ, dude, you really need to decantaminate in here, you have empty cans stacked to the ceiling.
by TheRealNicotine October 3, 2011
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deceptomeme

A meme (or other widely-shared photo or factoid) that is meant to be deliberately deceptive.

Deceptomeme purveyors prey on people's ignorance and the speed and zeal with which the uninformed will share unsubstantiated material.

People feel shame when you point out they have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: passing along a deceptomeme.
"Hey, did you hear? This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, five Sundays. That has not happened in 845 years. It's called Monkey's Luck and you are supposed to go buy a lottery ticket or some shit like that and then share it. I think I'm gonna do it even though this could be a deceptomeme."

"Check this out...tomorrow is the day Marty McFly set his time machine when he travels to the future. That is so cool because I really love that movie. I won't check to see if it's really true, but I'll just pass it along. No way this is a deceptomeme"
by xophere July 30, 2012
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