dalessa

Dalessa is ugly and fat and usually everyone hates her. But she can be a good friend and girlfriend to a tanner.

John: "omg do you see dalessa? She's so ugly"
Mandie: "yeah she is pretty ugly but I guess she is a good girlfriend. It's on the inside that counts."

by 47482374738492 May 8, 2017

Daes

1: To be 100% serious about the subject matter being discussed.
A misspelt deadass.

2: Literally ISIS

Guy 1: Yo Finn what you doing right now?
Guy 2: I'm daes pissed at this science assignment.

by SanFranIsMissing January 10, 2018

Daves

Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes

What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?

by Theniro May 28, 2018

daeseandra

Daeseandra means a sexy fat ass hard working good in bed young lady and she will make u give her money but she love to ft and take pictures so treat her right

Daeseandra is the thickest bitch u will ever meat

by Shy shy May 15, 2018

Datesharing

Datesharing is a platform that puts together daters and datees.

Alberto met Chochita on kuhmpuhnee, picked her up in an Uber and took her to an Airbnb staycation - talk about datesharing meets ridesharing meets home-sharing

by Bespoke Aficionado November 18, 2018

davesertion

When a Best Friend of 41 years abandons his Best Friend without any explanation and leaves the other sadly alone and hurting, wondering, "Why?"
Synonyms:
joshilting davesaking
joshettison. davorce
joshreliction. davetachment
disdaveassosiaton

"I don't know why he would resort to davesertion after 41 years of a friendship? He was the closest thing he would ever have to a brother. You know he would take him back will open arms....."

by Redeemed75 November 25, 2018

Davesley

When you're throwing a party, and your friends invite too many guys and/ or underage females

Tom: "How was the party last night?"
Jerry: "It was ass, it got Davesley'd"

by xXyoloswagtttXx January 18, 2019