cuntional

Done in the manner of a c*nt. Not supportive of others, often misleading. Useless, or mind-buggeringly stupid.

"cuntional specification"

– a useless specification that provokes resentment, frustration and, in extreme cases, resignations.

by Dr Snooks December 16, 2004

cuntock

an e-person in an internet chatroom of indeterminate sex: ie. may possess a pork sword or beef curtains.

that nicki is such a fucking cuntock. i bet she has a cock.

by senor incognito November 7, 2007

cuntdoit

fit,found attractive by the females of the species

when a female says2u eg-i saw u workin,cuntdoit to me2day right now cudya!

by JOHN ALAN ELSON February 28, 2008

cuntcockulust

pronounced(cun-cok-u-luss)rediculous, ludicris, outstandingly outrageous, vulgar, absurd, obscene, perposterous. outlandish, bizarre, irrational.

man, did you see that video with that guy and the horse?

yea man, that shit was cuntcockulust!!

by Lucifer's sixth panther February 6, 2009

Cuntmuck

(noun) is a large amount of heavy menstrual blood. It can also be used as an insult towards individuals you do not like.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude worst sex ever last night."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "Bitch unexpectedly had her period and covered me in cuntmuck"

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Tom spilled beer all over my xbox!"

Guy 2: "What a cuntmuck!"

by stpdass20 March 3, 2011

cuntkong

a word describing sam horn! when a penis is put into a vigina, the female moans and rages like king kong

DUDE! my girlfriend is such a cuntkong in bed

by skaterlife2012 June 11, 2011

Cuntiosity

The mindless pursuit of arch, feral, lowest-common-denominator stupidity.

Reality TV is a prime cuntiosity.

by Everard Fitztightly October 17, 2012