Cuntacockafuck

This peculiar word is when you get your fist and slowly melt it through a woman's hip and into her vaginal area, nice and juciy

"god i totally Cuntacockafucked her last night"

by Cuntacockafuck February 21, 2015

Cuntastic

cun-tas-tik

-adjective

Related Forms

Cuntasticlity-noun

1. Wonderfully irritated.

2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.

- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.

Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.

by FriendlyMotorcyclist June 20, 2012

pot contact highs

when you're hanging with a group of people and they are getting high and the smoke gets in your system and makes you feel high.

My friends were getting high last night and i think i got pot contact highs

by emily1234567892 October 18, 2008

Contact

An often shunned move in the game Eight

"You bastard! You used contact"

by Chris!! May 10, 2007

contact lens

The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.

Jamie's gotta wear an eye patch cause her boyfriend gave her a contact lens.

by Deagans September 8, 2005

5th point of contact

US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.

It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.

by SFC. Mayhem September 25, 2009

cuntacide

The act of unsuccessfully attempting to take one's life. The cuntacide attempt is typically a pathetic ploy for attention by someone wildly unpopular and mean (i.e. a cunt).

Damn, can you believe Jennifer pulled a cuntacide in Ohio at a sweepstakers convention?

by Krys666 July 20, 2007