cantasy

A sex fantasy or act you would actually do except that current circumstances prevent it.

My wife won't ask her hot friend to join us in a threesome, so it shall remain my cantasy.

by coconut2010 May 8, 2010

Contact whore

Someone who accepts or makes friend requests on a multitude of social networking sites in excessive amounts, even with people they don't know. Contact whores usually compete with each other for supremacy.

Omg, this weirdo that I have never met in my life invited me on Facebook. He has 700 friends, total contact whore.

by Apollo121 September 3, 2011

CANTAKEROUS

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.

Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!

by fallingrock June 16, 2018

chuntaro

A native indian hailing from Michoacan, and other northern states of Mexico whose name has been unfairly turned into a derogative term used to describe a "tacky Mexican".

Look at that farmer boy walking down the street, what a chuntaro.

by Ulysses Daniel Rodriguez February 6, 2004

cuntainment

Cunt-ain-munt

kuhn TAYN muhnt
-noun
1 the act or condition of Cuntaining or being clingy.
2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman.
3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of cum in the event of ejaculation.
4 a state of pussy whippedness.

Man, I can't even go out wit you guys anymore, my girl has me under some serious Cuntainment.

by nastynick69 November 8, 2009

contact high

A contact high occurs when one becomes high when he or she is near someone who is currently under the influence of some sort of illegal drug, even if the person receiving the contact high has not recently taken any drugs.

Amy was high when I saw her. After talking to her for only a few seconds, I got a major contact high.

by d3n4l1 April 24, 2006

Cantaloupe

Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.

Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....

Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!

Her: These rocks are pointy.....

by NotAGoatScrewer February 12, 2018