when you cum in your uncle's ear and then 3.679 seconds later you have a giant nut which is proximally 13 oz. this can happen any time or any hole. all you need is a relative (older the better or more cenial the better) who didn't give you consent. you need to edge in a dark room then right before you burst a juicy nut you shove your willy in their ear giving them aids and hearing problems. if they sue you just make some fake video clips of them saying um in me Daddy and they can't fight back. if you are older than 18 you need to forge a fake birth certificate to make you known as a minor which will get almost all charges denied.
the other day I was edging the shit out of my cock while watching illegal child porn of a baby walrus and that one guy from state farm. then I ran up to my 102-year-old uncle Gregory whose birthday is today and was just about to blow out the candles. I then ran up and cummed once in his ear and then started cummeding again. he sued my ass but my birthday is one day after his so im gucci my niga
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