by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006
Get the that's the way the cookie crumbles mug.the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!
Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
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Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
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by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011
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A rare disease in which your butt crumbles into pieces from being butthurt. There are several stages at stage 5 you will need to operate at stage 9 you will need the iron butt and at stage 11 there's nothing more that can be done for you god have mercy on you soul.
Person one: Have you talked to Josh lately?
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.
by Anony45 March 1, 2014
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by DADDY CUMDROP June 8, 2017
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Get the cumberspoof mug.When ejaculating in a bathtub, jizz will float together and look like an iceberg.
Except made of cum.
Except made of cum.
by TitanicSinker August 23, 2019
Get the Cumberg mug.The cucumber Sunday dinner defines someone who the average person would call a “nonce” this person at some point has experienced a Brittany spears mental breakdown and now spends his time in the bedroom listening to Lewis Capaldi
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