A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.
by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008
Get the cumpet player mug.Doug: Hey man, I just got a job cleaning the bases off at Whocares Stadium!
Justin: Cool, but bend with your knees when you're cleaning them.
Doug: Why?
Justin: Shawn O. Theded is on the team, and he's a cumpire!
Doug: Ho snap!
Ron Simmons: ....DAMN!!!!
Justin: Cool, but bend with your knees when you're cleaning them.
Doug: Why?
Justin: Shawn O. Theded is on the team, and he's a cumpire!
Doug: Ho snap!
Ron Simmons: ....DAMN!!!!
by Doug and Justin.. Yeah.. June 6, 2007
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Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.
Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
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Get the Cump mug.noun; a CD that has been used as a tool of masturbation, the center whole acting as a surrogate vagina.
by flocab May 31, 2009
Get the cumpact disc mug.a person who can't do anything right. particularly directed at the utter "mongs" of society. they sit below the likes of fuckboys and tosspots but slightly above the well known "roadman"
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