Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

by Merch™ June 23, 2006

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

Crust punk

A crust punk is a punk who hates the government, doesn’t shower and wears the same clothes everyday

Hey who is that?

That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you

by Wowilovememes December 3, 2021

crust cake

Jade Hopkins

Jade Hopkins is a crust cake.

by Dipped Doughboi December 20, 2017

titty crust

When dried up milk,dirt,or other debris is stuck to the woman's nipples informs a nasty crust

Billy put Rebecca's nipple in his mouth and got a mouth full of titty crust

by Coochie cutta April 14, 2016

Crust Halo

The rings of crust that emerge on a dildo/vibrator after several uses and not keeping it clean.

"I went round to Becky's last night and found her rabbit. It was covered in Crust Halos"

by Kewgs August 17, 2016

Stuffed Crust

Where you nut in her butt and stuff your nuts aka crust into her asshole

i just stuffed crust in her butt yee yee i love my sister

by squirrelnuts69 February 19, 2021