Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

by Merch™ June 23, 2006

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop

birds were attacking me so i started air crusting

by crusterizer April 5, 2013

cotex crust

The lowest form of white trash.

Dude your drunk crackhead pedophile father is a real Cotex crust

by Jkdragon May 3, 2014

shizam crust

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.

I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.

by shizniz September 27, 2014

crust curtains

crust curtains:

when your a chic and your vagg starts to rust shut and then begins to fall apart.

"ive gotcrust curtains"-Madonna

by mohsus October 15, 2014