A drinking bird that tries to kill himself until his monkey friend Gabby fucks it up. Also, there's a captain, with a daughter. They constantly try to get laid with her. I mean Gabby and Crow. Not her father. These characters were in a fucked up comic known as "Maakies". It had a TV adaptation on Adult Swim. It sucked! Only ran for 11 episodes. And if you see it, you won't wonder why.
by poopmanwtf101 February 10, 2016
He is a great actor and a wonderful Australian singer. He is better than anyone else you can think of. And as for you, Mr. Fatty High Priest, he has a GREAT Elvis impression.
Russell Crowe is my favorite actor!!
by Crowe's Gurl October 29, 2003
by mannin March 13, 2003
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by DJ Leake March 11, 2005
Engage in one last grudge fuck, just prior to breaking up with your bitch. Immediately following your nut bust you stand up, and hop on one foot and throw your fist down and say "You are outta here" as if being an umpire at the big game.
Bill what did you and Suzy do last night. I hit it one last time and then I crow hopped her ass out the room.
by macstever November 04, 2004
A funny pun used to desribe russel crowe the fag that appears on the advanced hair studio ads and is commonly known to have absolutely no balls at all.
by LolXcore February 26, 2007