crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

crookal

a stupid nigger jew and tits in her ass that was aids

more commanly known "Emily Crookal" dude your stupid....you must be emily crookal cunt.

emily crookal

by bobobobobobobobobobob123456787 October 25, 2012

crookled

A word only used by Rochdaliens and it means the same as going over on you're ankle

*falls off pavement*

"Oh god, I just crookled"

"You did what?"

"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"

"Oohhhhh, I understand"

by Rochdalien April 20, 2017

Crooked Kingdom

SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey

Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep

by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

The crooked

A crooked penis

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.

by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019

Chooky Style

Can be used to describe something either extremely lucky, non-skilful or extraordinarily out of character.

My Wife punched the stuffing out of another player (ice hockey), which was extremely out of character…such behaviour is known as Chooky Style. My wife (same wife) only ever seems to score goals using the bare minimum amount of skill…these goals are referred to as Chooky Style. My wife’s name is Chooky…

by chooky's bitch May 12, 2009

Cookblocking

The act of using up ingredients in the fridge so another cannot cook what they intended to

Me: Jim where's the cheese?
Jim: Oh I ate it.
Me: God damn it Jim stop cookblocking me!

by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013