cobbler

A shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)

I went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off

by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

BLIND COBBLERS THUMBS

Very pert Ladies nipples caused when aroused or on a cold day.Can usually be seen best when it is not snurding season.

"Look at the rivets on that! There like blind cobblers thumbs!"

by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004

cobbler whore

Term of Endearment

Maddox stop being a cobbler whore

by ijustwon March 22, 2011

Cobbing

The act of taking goods left at Good Will donation trucks after hours. Often you would stop by multiple different sites and sort through and drop off the items from the previous sight that were determined to be unwantes good. Marie Parmley, of Washington state practically invented it in the early 80s with the help of 2 young children.

Hey Tom, wanna go cobbing tonight? I drove behind safeway and saw some nice stuff there we could get for your new place.

by nastyaxe18 May 12, 2016

chobber

idiot,wanker as in Knobber chobber

waht a chobber
You knobber chobber

by tommy toe poker October 22, 2003

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004