criptonic

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.

dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today

by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

criptic

A person with an invisible disability.

Derivation: a combination of the word crip (originally a derogatory epithet now used by some disabled people to describe themselves) and cryptic (hidden or concealed).

Overheard conversation between two wheelchair users: "Don't criticise that guy for taking a handicrap - he's probably a criptic."

by Outovator February 17, 2018

crypto woke

Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.

Cathy Young had me fooled, turns out she is crypto woke af

by UseYourBrain18 December 3, 2021

crypto baddie

She is fierce, independant and polished. Above all, she is super into NFT. If you don't own one, she won't even look at you. The crypto baddie is the girl version of the crypto bro.

Me : i just bought this really cool nft
You : you're such a crypto baddie
Me : To the mooooon

by Laure42 February 8, 2022

The Count of Monte Cristo

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

cristof

Small penis last name is usually garcia. Has shown people his penis. He is extremely gay

Omg cristof is so small!

by hahahahahajjahahahagay2 February 6, 2014

cryptocoin

Kinda like investing in electronic stocks that the easiest way to obtain is to whore out your machine's hardware. Currently infested with hardcore nerds with several $1000+ machines and 15 year olds with inadequate hardware hardware getting .00000014BTC/day and being excited about it
The most well known are Bitcoin, LiteCoin and Feathercoin.

Nerd 1 : "Did you see the way that cryptocoins have raised in value over the last couple of days?"
Nerd 2 : "I know, it's gone up $400 in 3 days!"
Average Computer Literate Person : "What the hell are you talking about?"

by itchy_robot December 12, 2013