Risky Creampie

Ejaculating inside a female womb while the female is not under the influence of any type of contraceptive drug.

Jamal: My nigga, I fucked my homie's sister last night. She's off the pills but I came inside her anyways!
Jacquan: Whoa nigga, that's risky as fuck.
Jamal: Hell yea it is my nigga, that's why they call it a Risky Creampie!

by MeGustaBrotha69 November 21, 2016

A Cleempie

To chug half a bottle of wine or a quarter bottle of liquor.

I dare you to pull a Cleempie.
He just pulled a Cleempie with a bottle of tequila

by MDijkman June 27, 2022

April 22, National Creampie Me Day

Day where you tell someone you like, or want, and they must give you a creampie.

Her: Hey, do you know what April 22 is?
Him: No, why?
Her: April 22, National Creampie Me Day!
Him: Awesome!

(Then he gives her a creampie)

by SnowBunnyQueen April 19, 2022

creep

A word used by women to demean men who they find unattractive or low status.

Ughh, he tried to ask me out... what a creep!

by Kelsey H. July 6, 2018

Water Park Creep

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

Chocolate Creampie

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.

The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.

by MBTGTC June 7, 2011

mission creep

Mission Creep happens when extra and often unnessesary details that are added to a project usually causing the project to spiral out of control. Mission Creep
slows down the process and causes things to creep along

I wanted to put closet organizers in this weekend but beacuase of Mission Creep I ended up spackeling the walls and painting the room as well.

by dpon62 January 21, 2008