Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005

Crunch n' Munch

A man having sex with one girl while eating another out at the same time.

"Dude, last night I had these two bitches and I put one down doggy-style and laid the other one face up on the back of the first one. It was straight crunch and munch." - Only really useful in said position.

by Easy DZ September 9, 2005

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Captain Morgan Crunch

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"

Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

by dstrbdchld1328 March 31, 2009

coochie cruncher

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 29, 2006

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

by ArtySims February 22, 2009