Fast Lane Cork

When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.
A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.
by Slugworthy March 15, 2011
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Rebel without a cork

Someone who fires off a champagne cork in a bar with a casual disregard for public safety.
Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."

Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."

Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"
by Suburban Pricktionary June 05, 2013
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brown champagne cork

What happens in the toilet after a big night of beer drinking. The first part is solid then pop it all gushes out!
"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"
by Devilstail May 27, 2009
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cork 'er

When you are fuckin a girl up the ass, you take your cock out and shove a cork up her ass
I cork 'er my girlfriend for her birth day
by hfnkjslajiasldjfs January 08, 2010
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Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.
Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.
by Jimmy Dink March 09, 2017
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urban double cork

The act of fornicating while simultaneously riding down a snow slope on a sled while the female is on top. The exact moment of the Urban Double Cork is when the sled hits a bump or a ramp, and the mounted female's bounce is unintentionally enhanced, creating a pop sensation at the end.
My favorite Christmas present this year was the Urban Double Cork. My girlfriend gave it to me on the kiddie slopes.
by EDRunchman October 04, 2010
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Cork Sandwich Poo

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
by Ems August 05, 2003
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