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Navy Seal copypasta

A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.
Navy Seal Copypasta

Justin: "Stop being such a fag."

Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
by Zman12345 May 20, 2014
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copystrike

The alternative word of copyright strike, mainly used by Twitch thots
Se-seriously? You said that? I'm gonna copystrike this guy, just for that word. Gonna copystrike him. Yo! Can we copystrike PewDiePie's latest video, like right now? He called us twitch thots! Can we copystrike him right now? Copystrike PewDiePie's latest video, right now, like right now! Right. Fucking. Now!
by Potatou June 8, 2018
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Copywrong

Misuse or abuse of copyright laws. Often used as a form of censorship.
Companies such as Viacom, Warner Music Group, and Toei have been accused of copywrong by angry YouTube users who just want to express themselves and showing their viewpoints.
by TucanaTheToucan October 25, 2011
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copyright troll

A company or individual who buys or owns copyrights of content with the sole purpose of making money by suing people for infringement. Often done with content they never even created in the first place.
A copyright troll sued Steve for $150,000 because he downloaded their porn.
by NewClear August 25, 2012
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copycat friend

---a type of friend who mimics you in every single way possible; wanting everything you have, liking all your favorite stuff, buying all the material things exactly the same as yours & often doing it SECRETLY. ᵴ
Anywhere in the world, you'll always find some copycat friends lurking around you.
by posh20 September 3, 2010
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copyrast

copyrast = copyright + pederast
A private or corporate entity supporting and lobbying supremacy of copyright over all and everyting, including user's rights, personal privacy and common sense in general.
These copyrasts from RIAA have sued another computer-less family for music file sharing.
by DontAskMe! March 31, 2009
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copyleft

The opposite of copyrights. Redistribute and copy what you will. If anyone wants to make improvements, amendments, alternations, changes...call them what you will... they are utterly free to do so. But, the user cannot restrict access to the base material of the changes they've made.
The fundamental problem is that copyright pretends that information is property.
- Ian Clarke, developer of Freenet
by bemushroomed1 July 30, 2004
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