cooter plow 

(noun) a Southern (US) medical slang term for the gynecological tool properly known as a speculum

Earl: Hey, doc? whut tha heyull kinda clamp is this?
Doc: Put thet down, Earl - ets a cooter plow
Lula Mae: Well, Doc, I sure hope you warmed up thet cooter plow this time.

cooter plow by kingprout January 18, 2007

cooter plug 

Noun.
A tampon, something a woman uses during her period.

She threw her cooter plug in the garbage.

cooter plug by C. Pendergast November 17, 2006

Cooter Brown 

One step beyond being "drunk as a monkey."

"D" visited Hot Shots one evening. She consumed an extraordinarily large quantity of Sambuca, as well as a plentitude of Jello Shooters. Consequently, the following morning, she arrived at her place of employment as "drunk as Cooter Brown."

Cooter Brown by Ricky Tick March 17, 2004

cooter rooter 

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.

She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.

cooter rooter by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008

cooter face 

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.

1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!

cooter face by Geoffrey N December 26, 2008

Cooter Scooter 

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!

Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!

Cooter Scooter by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006

Cooter Cork

Can pertain to any noun, describing something that can be, or has been used as, a cork, stopper, or otherwise plug fitting in, having been jammed into, or occupying a vaginal orface.

"Excuse me, my girlfriend is bleeding all over my carseat. Do you have some sort of cooter cork?"

Cooter Cork by Phill McRacken December 9, 2003