Choonga

A sick bloke, or a dumb cunt

"what a fucking choonga"

by Bogan Logan May 31, 2018

conga

A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.

The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.

The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.

"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"

And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.

"CONGA!!!"

"What the hell you are you talking about, asshat? Cut that shit out."

"...CONGA!!!"

by Mark Crutchley August 25, 2005

coonass

The dumbass LSU fans.

I beat up some coonass at last year's game at that hole called Tiger Stadium.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

choonga

any kind of substance that is chunky, mushy, moist, or clumped, generally gross.
can be spit.

there is choonga in the sink

by bmoochi July 13, 2011

Chonga

1.) A Substitute word. It can mean anything and everything.....can be followed by mya or bya

2.) Tits

1.) Hey Chonga mya! (substituting someones name for Chonga)

2.) CHONGA!! (used when frustrated)

3.)
(Steve)- If you don't shut the fuck up right now i'm going to kick you in the chongas.

(Bob)......(scared shitless)

4.)
John- did you see that girl's Chonga's?

Tedd- hell yeah i did....and she had a nice ass too!

by Jetnick October 16, 2008

momma-conga

the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.

"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

Conga Line

When multiple males stand naked in a line, sticking there penises in each others buttholes. They then walk in a conga line screaming "YOLO". The time ranges from 5 minutes to 5 days.

Hey man you wanna go to the mall today?
Nah sorry bro i was in a 2 day conga line and my ass is a little sore..

by swaggiedaddy October 21, 2012