compassionate conservative 

The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards

Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."

compassionate conservative by Publius August 26, 2003

Compassionate Conservative 

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.

Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

Compassionate Conservative by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

social conservative 

one who believes in principle in general government regulation of people's personal freedom, often as a result of their religious beliefs

Social conservatives tend to be against abortion, gay marriage, embryonic stem cell research, physician assisted suicide, gun control and affirmative action and for prayer in public schools, capital punishment and supporting Israel.

social conservative by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Neo-conservative 

To belong to a doctrine or group that suggests it is okay to use force to tactically aquired every resource on the planet either through a client state system or direct rule. Fringe groups (normally Christians) and secrective inner circles also believe that it is Americas divine right to do this.

Tend to explain their actions by praying on the fears and ignorance of a large portion of the masses.

Neo-con think tanks are known for their logical buisness like thinking, forgetting the fact they also come up with social policies too.

Neo-conservatives got elected into the Whitehouse because Americans are too stupid to vote for arguements against them.

Neo-conservative by Arthur October 5, 2003

compassionate conservative 

A conservative who wants to get more votes from liberals. Read: oxymoron.

No examples, none exist.

compassionate conservative by liberal July 23, 2003

US Conservative 

A person, living in the United States, who thinks that you should support the US government no matter what, unless a democrat is in office.

US Conservative while a republican is president: "You should always support your government, no matter what, and anyone who says different is a traitor and should just shut up."

US Conservative while a democrat is president: "I hope the president fails."

US Conservative by repubsareidiots February 7, 2009

Christian Conservative 

See also Conservative and Christian.

Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".

"......Steal millions from a corporation? Have sex with a minor? Murder someone who doesn't have the same skin color, god, or sexual preference as myself?....No way! What do you think I am? A christian conservative?"

Christian Conservative by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004