confusionist

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.

Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.

by Mel =] May 27, 2008

Confused

a person who wears from wallmart to hot topic to abercrombie and fitch. listens to all kinds of music ... but not country. doesnt care what people call them but might have a tad of low self esteem.They dont want to look ahead at life because they know what is coming might not be fun.They talk normal for sure, no gangster or preppy or goth talk. just normal.

Chongi: oye babii a donde you go to buy ropa??
Confused: Dont ask me that. I dress from anywhere.

by carox3 February 17, 2007

Confusify

The act of confusification.

Sorry to confusify you with my broken language.

by Lindo October 24, 2005

Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.

Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.

by Naseknows December 13, 2009

confused-as-fuck

Fucking confused.

After seeing that theory for space-time travel, I was confused-as-fuck.

by acutebuny October 21, 2013

confus

Confus, a mix between the word focus and constipated meaning; constipated with thought.

"bro you're looking really confus right now, what's on your mind?"

by B!ack Whirlwind February 21, 2018

Confused

A guy\girl you can't get out of your head 24 thinking about them it's unfair, in two minds like I wish I never met her/him so why can't he/she be mine all the time. Feeling like you wanna cry when they around to feeling overjoyed .getting kinda pissed off with them because they know exactly what they doing and it's probably just a fucked up game. It's torture and it's messed up I don't know what to do just want to talk to them but also just want them out my life. Wanting to end a friendship or keep it going so you can see him/her.

Confused

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019