Holding candles

That moment when you're with two people making out and you're alone watching them or standing next to the couple we say you're holding a candles 5candles to be exact because you're shining a light for the kissing couple. Word of advice, move away, you look like an idiot. So don't go with your sister and her boyfriend to the movies.

Going to dinner with your brother and his girlfriend and they start kissing and you're left one man you'd be holding candles

by 69bars November 11, 2012

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Condemnation Cough

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.

Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.

by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011

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Candle

A smelly 10 cent piece of wax that you can burn that females buy for $20. Once used for light before electricity and the lightbulb.

Should I buy the $15 peach raspberry candle or the $25 holiday sampler?

by DudemanBKNYC November 19, 2016

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waxing the candle stick

a oral position where

1)a women is lieing down on a bed with her head over the side, and her head is slanted backwards

2) the guy,while standing, aggresively shoves his dick into her mouth causing her to gag and/or puke

3) all substances fromm her mouth then slide up her face and down her hair

While alone, Josh was waxing the candle stick with alexa and ended up wiht a face covered in white fluids running down her hair

by jalb November 6, 2006

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