Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers September 8, 2005

Combed

Originally meaning fixing the hair.

Today can be heard for the reference of getting ones ass kicked, or even killed in a video game. Like the new urban word raped

Don't go out there. You will get your ass combed....
Nigga need a ass combed!

by NidgeDFX June 6, 2009

Combines

Combines are like acorns, only larger. they can be tripped over so therefore need harvested. (by a brand new combine harvester) they can be a variety of colours, mainly brown or gold though. Combines can be eaten by many animals but usually ones of a small nature. (squirrels and rabbits etc) Combines originate from Trees and acorns. they are a mixture of both

Guy 1 - "Woah! What are those things that resemble acorns but also look slightly like a tree?!"

Guy 2 - "Dude, those are combines? Do you not see that Combine Harvester going through the fields collecting them?"

Guy 1 - "oh, man your right. Combines rock!"

by ilikewordss November 21, 2010

enemy combatant

A military captive of the United States with no freedoms, rights or privileges. The nomenclature derived from a series of controversial acts passed by the Bush Administration (in particularly the Patriot Act), under which such "enemy combatants" are neither accused criminals with Constitutional Rights, nor War Prisoners subject to Geneva Conventions.

See slave.

No, he does not have a right to a lawyer or a speedy trial. He does not have the right not be tortured either. He's an Enemy Combatant, not a POW or accused criminal.

by Elvarg November 20, 2004

Sexual Combat

Banging or having sex. But before you finish with the person your banging, you must yell out MORTAL KOMBAT! and either the person your banging or your friends, preferably your friends, must yell out FINISH HER! Then you must preform some sort of cool move resembling one from mortal kombat, this move must involve your semen.

"Wow i cannot belive you challenged Nora to sexual combat, what was your fatality"

"I totally threw some semen in her face....just like sub zero"

by Snake Tears November 22, 2011

Ace Combat 5

Ace Combat 5 is the fifth installment of the AC franchise. This is the first in the series to include wingmen in which you can chose their planes and command them in battle. Ace Combat 5 revolves around Wardog Squadron, a Osean fighter squadron based out of Sand Island Airforce Base, off the western coast of the main country. This group is soon forced into combat through unseen events, and has three seperate engagements (one not playable) with enemy fighters supposedly from Yuktobania, another superpower. The team sinks two Yuktobanian war-subs, the Scinfaxi and Hrimfaxi. During a flyby of a stadium elsewere, the team loses one of it's valued pilots, and goes into a demonic rage and destroyes enemy fighters above the stadium. After later escaping from knowing too much, the remaing loyal squadron memebers hide out on the carrier Kestral where they recieve a new addition to their team. Soon after, all planes are given a Jet Black paint job, with the flight leader, Blaze, being given death red tips at the top of the vertical rudder on the back. The unit is then renamed Razgriz Squadron and serves directly under the Osean president. Razgriz Squadron succesfully stops the nuclear bombing from Arkbird, the rebirth of Belka, and the fallout of SOLG.
For more timeline info see Ace Combat 5 events

Ace Combat 5 is probably the longest and most unorthadoxed game in the series.

by iseeum May 21, 2008

Combing the Collie

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.

Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years

by Crystal_M August 15, 2010