Colorado Crossbow

When a girl gives you head and you hold her from her ankles straight upward. From a side view it looks like a crossbow.

Me: Dude, this girl gave me such good head last night.
Dude: Really? Colorado Crossbow that shit, boy!
Me: Straight up, if was better than a blumpkin.

by BreezyBurn January 13, 2014

Contrabass Bugle

The most bad ass instrument on the marching field

"Look at that guy march that contrabass bugle, he's so awesome!"

by mrtubapresident November 30, 2014

Colorado Chocolate

Reverse cowgirl anal

My girl gave me Colorado Chocolate for my birthday.

How's your father?
Not well, he's terminally ill...
Oh well you need some Colorado Chocolate that'll cheer you right up!

by Ibugsm1 October 10, 2015

colorado cooler

Putting things that need to stay cold outside when it's cold enough to keep them at the appropriate temperature.

"There's not enough fridge space for my beer."
"Just throw it in the Colorado cooler."

by DevNull_423000 March 22, 2016

Coltman

A word that describes an attention seeking queen, however this person can have a lot of good qualities.

Mate you are turning into a major Coltman

by Cad Chadwick November 14, 2017

Colorabetacle

The order in which colors are arranged similar to the letters in the alphabet

My crayons are arraigned in colorabetacle order.

by Fletch0730 September 18, 2020

contradictwhore

a person you pay for discrete sex, who doesn't take the money, and ends up catching feelings.

All I wanted was a half & half, instead you turned into a contradictwhore.

by FrickenWhatever September 30, 2020