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bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.
After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
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kyle colton

A Kyle Colton is usually a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone, and also envied by his humor and good looks. He is a great baseball player as well.
Omg, did you see that guy? Almost as sexy as Kyle Colton!
by GenuineLister November 3, 2015
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The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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james coulson

A huge troglodyte who has connections with the Roblox mafia.He also has multiple rage sessions were all he talks about is building sheds and being a simp for James Charles.Also his dog has a weird head like a squished olive
That guy was such a troglodyte.
Nah he was more of a James coulson
by Kimbo mumbo August 3, 2020
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Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.
Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!
by Toby4Life January 28, 2021
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d colon

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by dcolonization May 6, 2022
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