cocksmack

One who enjoys having the cock smacked across their face.

That slut really is a cocksmack!

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

cockblockbuster

A high-grossing hollywood film that is so emotionally disturbing that it eradicates all sexual desire for hours, or even days.

Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.

by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011

cockblocker

One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.

I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.

by igotcockblocked February 20, 2006

cackalacker

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.

Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.

by j. alders October 23, 2009

cockblock

to knowingly take one persons efforts with the opposite sex and substitude the first person with ones self

i was hitting on this fine woman and this guy cockblocks me and steals her from me.

by raul January 16, 2003

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

cockblocker

1. a female/male that prevents someone from getting sex.
2. someone who blocks the cock.
3. Luana

Luanaaa Ribeiro

"Daaamn look at Luana shes a hardcore cockblocker!"

by carolbitchh July 25, 2007