cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock

Joe had a major cock block on his hands.

by mriz October 16, 2011

Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

by Swill128 June 21, 2009

cock block

(v.) The act committed by a woman during sex when the penis is too long for her to handle. Usually executed by the placing of her hands on his pelvis and either pushing away or creating a stopping point to prevent deeper penetration.

"I was trying to get deep inside of her while having sex, but she thru up the cock block dude." "She couldn't handle all this dick!"

by mabdallah July 29, 2009

Cock Block

When a man is trying to seduce a woman and he is getting some where and then another guy comes and makes him look bad. So then that guy gets the girl.

He was at a bar and saw this hot blonde and started impressing her but then a minor celebrity got in the way and cock blocked him.

by Okra 71 January 17, 2017

theological cock block

when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons

I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".

by chelzzz10 September 5, 2012

cock block

Tony Rodriguez

that Biotch is a cock block

by Butler January 8, 2004

CocK BlocK

CocK BlocK means when you were going to have sex with a girl but she was on her period or her mom walked in on you.

I got CocK BlocK last night at this girls house.

by Danny Brown June 18, 2007