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cleveland

The poorest big city in America.
Cleveland is in bad shape.
by Mr. Stiffer November 21, 2006
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Cleveland All-Star

A guy from Cleveland, Ohio who stands out amongst the rest!
Kristin: 90% of the guys in Cleveland are out of shape and ugly, or average at best. I need to find a Cleveland All-Star!
by ShoNuff216 March 12, 2010
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Cleveland snowman

The act of using your pant leg as a sling/chute to fling feces onto the face of an enemy or anybody else. This is achieved by intentionally passing solid waste, while having gone commando in a pair of jeans or pants. The lack of underwear will lead the solid waste to travel down one pant leg. Once this is done, you lift your foot and kick at the air in front of them. This achieves the effect which earns its name from the snowman-like appearance lent to the victim by the feces; lumps of shit peppering their face much like lumps of coal on a snowman.
I went to a Bill Hicks show and that bitch ain't funny no more. So, I go's to talk to him after the show. Bitch reaches out to shake my hand and I gived him a Cleveland snowman, straight-up. Holla!
by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008
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cleveland

Otherwise known as "tha land" or "C land i.a". we are a diversed people with a large underground hip hop community. We are also famous for talking "in tha ski" wut it dooskiby tha ABM officiallz. We are also known for rap artists ill eagle,corey bapes,ray cash al fatzandchip tha ripper, not to forget rap immortals bone thugs n harmony.we also have a big drug community. other than for being poor and rap we are known for sports(cleveland cavaliers, cleveland indians.another thing we are known for is cappin. we are also the birthplace of rock and roll. cleveland has commonly been referred to as the mistake on the lake.little do they know this the deadliest city in america.cleveland is steadily progressing there way up the pop culture map and easily one of the greatest american cities.
cleveland be cappin on does broke hoes.
by jordansmith February 16, 2008
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Cleveland Christmas

Gently sprinkling cocaine on the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer.
We had a peaceful Cleveland Christmas Eve. After crapping on her chest, rolling it in with my hips like a steamroller, and then titty-fucking, I sprinkled the last of our pile on her titties and face.
by tex2008 April 4, 2008
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cleveland hot pocket

Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.
by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007
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cleaveland steamer

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.
The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.
by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003
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