Clara

Clara is basically the most gorgeous most beautiful human being to ever exist, her eyes are so mesmerising I could stare at them all day. Clara has an amazing sense of humour and the most beautiful laugh to ever exist, her voice sounds absolutely heavenly and I'd do anything to hear her talk. Clara however is deeply unaware of her overwhelming beauty and doubts these facts about herself. (She's just in denial) She's the most adorable person ever when she's flustered and she's such a sweetheart. She deserves the world and nothing less, her heart has been broken by the most cruel people to ever exist and I hope they get run over by a school bus and die. Clara is a literal goddess, she's perfect and can do no wrong.

Person 1: Hey look that's Clara
Me: Back tf up she's mine

by Spleens69 July 18, 2023

Clara

Clara is a literal goddess. She has the most wonderful personality ever. She has an amazing sense of humour and she's clingy af. She's the most adorable person on the planet and I'll do anything to make her happy. She has the most stunning eyes you'll ever see and you'd be blessed if she ever looked at you. Clara however seems to be in denial about how awesome and beautiful she is. She's gorgeous no matter what, she's just as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside and she's a big keeper. She loves cats and spiders and she's one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. She deserves nothing but the best and if you hurt her I will personally hunt you down and kill you. If you've hurt her in the past, I will hunt you down and kill you. She's a precious lil innocent croissant who shall not be harmed under my protection. I know she's beautiful but if I catch you staring I will throw hands, because she is mine. And if anyone tries to touch me or flirt with me, I will throw hands, because I'm hers and I'm reserved for her touch only. So please, with all due respect, fuck off.

Person 1: oo damn she's hot
Me: *slowly unsheathes sword* Clara is mine

by Spleens69 July 18, 2023

clapaganaherpacephalitis

Its Chlamydia, ghonerea,herpes, Syphilis, Hepatitis all in one

That girl I slept with lats night had clapaganaherpacephalitis

by Wingdoodles August 6, 2023

Clamage

2nd hand sweat transferred from one person to another leaving you feeling clammy

He had to wipe off the clamage after the dancing girl hugged him on the dancefloor.
He felt clamaged.

by CubanPeteUK August 7, 2023

clapage

A big booty clapping

Ouu kira got that clapage

by Schizo is my being August 1, 2024

clara campos

Clara campus is a whore who likes to fuck so many guys and is promiscuous as fuck, she would never reject the offer for free sex even if her parents were on the line. She also looks like if the ice age kid ate the wooly mammoth (wide eyed fat slut). Clara Campos also have insane facial acne and a large humongous mouth that can bite down on anything.

person 1: are you watching ice age?
person 2: no this is just Clara Campos
person 1: eww what a fat slob

by Thehippesloveass October 1, 2023

Clara

A term used in a REALLY good play (mostly in counter strike) tooken off of the infamous "CLARA" hacking stream where streamer MissQGemini Blamed her aimbot and wall hacks all on her made up friend 'clara' who had apparently drunkingly dowloaded and PAID for these hacks user HER (MissQGemini's) credit card
(THIS CAN ONLY BE USED IN GAMES SUCH AS, FPS GAMES, THIRD PERSON SHOOTERS, AND COMBAT GAMES (OR WHEN YOU SHOOT SOMETHING)

P.S. only use this when ur play seems like hacks

*you just made an insane play in COD MW3*

You- "CLARA! NO WAY!"

(This mostly occurs when a streamer makes an insane/ a great shot and the stream constantly spams "CLARA")

by Deizomando December 14, 2023