Claire

A magical rainbow stretching over a field of unicorns.

Mike will love claire forever and hopes she knows it.

by a deer in headlights September 9, 2010

clairerizing

To have sex with a girl named Claire.

I'm up in the apartment clairerizing.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Claire Bear

A nickname for Claire named people who are exceptional at Grammar, normally aspired upon as they are admired for how cool they are

"She's a right Claire bear, she's an interlectual"
"Angus look at that Claire bear she's so cool"

by wickid tree November 8, 2009

Claire

She is a little harsh at times, but that doesn't matter. She is the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my whole life. Her hair is that of a blonde goddess, and falls perfectly. She has those eyes that shine like diamonds, and has a non-stop smile. She is hilarious, and is super smart. A reading whiz, Claire is the most amazing girl I have ever met. She has an angels voice (duh, she is one) that can sing anything, and mix harmonies. She is amazing. She is awesome. She is Claire.

Dude: I wish Claire would notice me as much as I notice her.....
ALSO SELMA, LIAM, CLAIRE, WHOMEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE STOP COMING BACK TO THIS I WAS 12

by SELMA STOP October 1, 2018

claired

when you find a very suspicious pair of panties in your laundry that are clearly not yours.

Jason opened up the dryer to find out he has just been claired!

by Kraft.jonathan December 22, 2008

Cassandra Claire

Fan fiction writer who weaves quotes from popular television shows such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Black Adder with excerpts from obscure novels, short stories, and occasionally other fan fiction writers's stories, recontextualizing the strands within the Harry Potter framework to produce a hybrid work self-published under her own name.

You'll never believe this: I think I found a sentence in Cassandra Claire's new chapter that's completely her own!

by Anne O'Tate October 26, 2006

Claire

Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.

by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009