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Christian, someone who is a great trumpet player is excellent at math and is very funny. Christian's know how to help you with whatever you may need at the moment. Christian's are also good at helping people with math and the studies they may struggle in. Christian is very kind and caring. He is very good at telling jokes. He is overall a great guy.
Christian is an awesome guy.
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Various people many thousands of years ago invented a cult called Christianity that allowed them to gain political and personal power by taking advantage of the masses gullibility. This cult has gained more political power, and taken advantage of more people than any other cult ever created, and thus is the most successful. People also now call it a religion, because that's how you legitimize large cults.
by Richard West August 21, 2009
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The Belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I know the bible is true because the bible tells me it's true. Hooray Christianity!
by Matt (exoendo) February 22, 2008
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A person who believes at least the following:

There is one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible, and one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who for men and their salvation came down and was made man, was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried, and the third day rose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father where he shall judge the quick and the dead.

In addition to these universal beliefs held by all Christians, they may also hold various, sometimes hotly contested, beliefs regarding literal interpretation of the scripture; the meaning and timing of baptism; the value and scriptural authority of confession, Eucharist, priests, bishops, or the church itself; and the necessity to proselytize one's faith. Many who hold one opinion on these matters deny that anyone who holds a different opinion are "real Christians".
Christians believe in the divinity of Jesus.
by JerseyJohn December 12, 2007
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"christianity
What killed 90% of North America's native people.
Christianity is genocide!
Source: 1349 Fan, Mar "

That's a damnable lie!

Many of the early Europeans who migrated here and many of our nation's founding fathers were NOT Christians.There were lots of Deists and rationalists and occultists and they were actually very anti-Christian!
Oh well,history has been so twisted and people are so dumb nowdays that they believe the government and reject god.
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The belief that you won't go to an imaginary place unless you believe in an imaginary guy that performed imaginary miracles in an imaginary town.
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someone who believes that Jesus died for the sins of the world. often stereotyped as a jerk because alot of the douchebags who claimed to be christians acted the complete opposite of what Jesus told them to do. for some reason many christians of the past completely disregarded (and alot still do) "thou shalt not kill", "love thy neighbor" & "do not judge or you will be judged". therefore making an annoying stereotype that the good ones have to live down.
Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King Jr., John Paul II, Barack Obama, Selena Gomez, Nelson Mandela, Jonas Brothers, Katy Perry, Erasmus, Christian
by millennium996 August 15, 2012
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