by n333m August 30, 2004
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by caro March 8, 2005
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A witty response to a comment somebody else made, commonly used to insult a person.
Works in a similar way to that's what she said.
Works in a similar way to that's what she said.
Boy 1: "Dude, this zit on my face makes me look really ugly"
Boy 2: "No change there"
Girl 1: "That dress Mary is wearing makes her look sooooo fat"
Girl 2: "No change there"
Boy 2: "No change there"
Girl 1: "That dress Mary is wearing makes her look sooooo fat"
Girl 2: "No change there"
by Jibbyjames January 24, 2009
Get the No change there mug.Rarely executed successfully. Involves crossing the maximum number of lanes immediately after merging onto a swift moving freeway with the goal of simply proving ones cunning behind the wheel. A perfect MLC would be executed by angling one's vehicle perpindicular to the center divider or perhaps even angling the nose of the vehicle slightly towards the flow of traffic.
Despite the common misconception that the traffic manuever originated in the Magnolia State (Mississippi), it is derived from the techniques used to cross a swift moving river and is actually most commonly seen in more cosmopolitan and populated parts of our nation such as Los Angeles, Boston, and other urban centers.
Despite the common misconception that the traffic manuever originated in the Magnolia State (Mississippi), it is derived from the techniques used to cross a swift moving river and is actually most commonly seen in more cosmopolitan and populated parts of our nation such as Los Angeles, Boston, and other urban centers.
"Did you see that guy just do a Mississippi Lane Change to get to the D-lane?!"
"I got side swiped by some jackoff trying to pull an MLC on the 405 this morning on my way to work."
"I got side swiped by some jackoff trying to pull an MLC on the 405 this morning on my way to work."
by Steve Devious September 4, 2008
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Chong: "Who is it?"
Cheech: "Its Dave man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"
Chong: "Who?"
Cheech: "Dave man, open up!"
Chong: "Dave?"
Cheech: "Yeah Dave, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"
Chong: "Dave's not here!"
Chong: "Who is it?"
Cheech: "Its Dave man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"
Chong: "Who?"
Cheech: "Dave man, open up!"
Chong: "Dave?"
Cheech: "Yeah Dave, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"
Chong: "Dave's not here!"
by Anthony Stoner September 20, 2006
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-A Chonga (shown-guh) is typically a Hispanic girl from Miami, Florida who expresses a desire for regard as ghetto and the admiration of chongos through her form of dress and speech.
The Chonga wears:
-Oversized gold or silver hoop earrings, most likely with her name (or sexy, or baby girl) written in them, nameplate necklaces, an abundance of gold or silver costume jewellery
-Brazilian pants- skin-tight, low riding jeans that appear to be painted on, and are sometimes adorned with rhinestones or strategically placed cut-out slits; the most popular color among Chongas for Brazilian pants is white.
-Spandex tank tops, oversized solid color t-shirts
-Tupac (or 2Pac) t-shirts
-Reebok, Jordan, and Converse sneakers
-Meticulously color coordinated outfits
-Black, Nike drawstring bags
-The occasional blue or green contact lenses
The Chonga wears her hair:
-In wet, tight curls, the front (bangs) gelled down and hidden behind the ears
-Partly cornrowed
-Adorned with a thin headband at the very front of her hairline
-In a tight ponytail or half updo, slathered with gel
-Flat ironed for special occasions
-Dyed auburn, black, or blonde
The Chonga speaks:
-A distinct mix of poorly imitated Ebonics and heavily accented Spanglish, with emphasis on vowels, freely throwing around the words pero (Spanish for but), nigga, bitch, shit, and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaym
The Chonga writes:
-juSzTT LiiK diiSz’ s00 yAll hAttASz’ bESzTT bAkk 0FF AiiT’
The Chonga likes:
-R&B, rap and reggaeton
-Pitt Bull, Tupac, T.I., Lil Wayne, Daddy Yankee
-The flea market (or,“the flea”), the fair (when in town), malls, clubs, basketball courts, public parks and buses, the streets of Hialeah
-Fighting fellow chongas over chongos
-Posing for a gallery full of borderline pornographic Myspace photos
Contrary to popular belief:
-A Chonga is not a Chola.
-The vast majority of Chongas (that is, about 98% of them) actually do not wear Sharpie-drawn eyebrows with peaks higher than Mount Everest. The myth proliferated when a picture of two Cholas with sky high cartoon/witch/madman arches trekked its way through Myspace.
-The practice of lining one’s lips with chocolate brown lip liner has, for the most part, died out in the Chonga community. Lipliner, which had its Chonga heyday from the mid to late 1990s, has been dumped for another, newer mouth accessory- grillz. Increasingly popular with the Chonga are gold or diamond grillz worn on the bottom row of her teeth.
-While the majority of Chongas continue to wear their signature tight, gelled down ponytail, a large percentage has apparently neglected the hairstyle due to its exploitation recent ridicule of the Chonga subculture.
-Chongas are well and alive beyond Miami; spot them in New York, New Jersey and virtually every metropolitan area in the States
-A Chonga (shown-guh) is typically a Hispanic girl from Miami, Florida who expresses a desire for regard as ghetto and the admiration of chongos through her form of dress and speech.
The Chonga wears:
-Oversized gold or silver hoop earrings, most likely with her name (or sexy, or baby girl) written in them, nameplate necklaces, an abundance of gold or silver costume jewellery
-Brazilian pants- skin-tight, low riding jeans that appear to be painted on, and are sometimes adorned with rhinestones or strategically placed cut-out slits; the most popular color among Chongas for Brazilian pants is white.
-Spandex tank tops, oversized solid color t-shirts
-Tupac (or 2Pac) t-shirts
-Reebok, Jordan, and Converse sneakers
-Meticulously color coordinated outfits
-Black, Nike drawstring bags
-The occasional blue or green contact lenses
The Chonga wears her hair:
-In wet, tight curls, the front (bangs) gelled down and hidden behind the ears
-Partly cornrowed
-Adorned with a thin headband at the very front of her hairline
-In a tight ponytail or half updo, slathered with gel
-Flat ironed for special occasions
-Dyed auburn, black, or blonde
The Chonga speaks:
-A distinct mix of poorly imitated Ebonics and heavily accented Spanglish, with emphasis on vowels, freely throwing around the words pero (Spanish for but), nigga, bitch, shit, and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaym
The Chonga writes:
-juSzTT LiiK diiSz’ s00 yAll hAttASz’ bESzTT bAkk 0FF AiiT’
The Chonga likes:
-R&B, rap and reggaeton
-Pitt Bull, Tupac, T.I., Lil Wayne, Daddy Yankee
-The flea market (or,“the flea”), the fair (when in town), malls, clubs, basketball courts, public parks and buses, the streets of Hialeah
-Fighting fellow chongas over chongos
-Posing for a gallery full of borderline pornographic Myspace photos
Contrary to popular belief:
-A Chonga is not a Chola.
-The vast majority of Chongas (that is, about 98% of them) actually do not wear Sharpie-drawn eyebrows with peaks higher than Mount Everest. The myth proliferated when a picture of two Cholas with sky high cartoon/witch/madman arches trekked its way through Myspace.
-The practice of lining one’s lips with chocolate brown lip liner has, for the most part, died out in the Chonga community. Lipliner, which had its Chonga heyday from the mid to late 1990s, has been dumped for another, newer mouth accessory- grillz. Increasingly popular with the Chonga are gold or diamond grillz worn on the bottom row of her teeth.
-While the majority of Chongas continue to wear their signature tight, gelled down ponytail, a large percentage has apparently neglected the hairstyle due to its exploitation recent ridicule of the Chonga subculture.
-Chongas are well and alive beyond Miami; spot them in New York, New Jersey and virtually every metropolitan area in the States
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dAdExCoUnTiixChULiiTTa: 'ii NO' fO RiiL DaTT hO sAY U iiSz' a ChONGa nD DaTT biiTcH bESzTT jUSz sTToP O dEy GoN b sUm dEEp ShiiTT nD iiMa sPaRkk huH ASz PeRO fO RiiL yO'
by jonez, jeruzalem May 28, 2007
Get the chonga mug.An unattractive female who is far from a dime piece. Usually between a 1 and 5 out of 10, "small change" is a fairly general term ranging roughly from penny piece to nothing to write home about.
Tim: "Dude, I heard you got with my sister last night at the Drunken Barn Dance. I'm gonna kill you!"
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."
by Nick D May 27, 2006
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