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Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red
by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010
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Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010
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chimp

a person that acts like a monkey and is darker skined but still white
landon and daniel are both chimps. daniel and landon are both acting like chimps today
by chimp man 67 February 25, 2022
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CHIMPS

"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.
Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
by AredUK November 22, 2016
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Chimp Out

When the nursery runs out of an exotic mountain flower the inventory specialist may exclaim, "chimp out". Scientific name: Erythranthe guttata
Erythranthe guttata is clear out (chimp out), but the glory hallelujah peony is in stock.
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Chimp Co.

Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.
Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.
by anonymous May 2, 2021
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Pimp Chimping

A combination of just chilling and giving no fucks whatsoever
by Pimp chimping November 30, 2022
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