I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

Muscle children

Refers to the muscles in your body. Mostly biceps & chest, almost never legs.

Feed your starving muscle children with liver shattering amounts of protein powder.

by M8000 December 5, 2013

married with children

one of the greatest show, one of the first funniest show ever b4 the simpsons and family guy. great show until they stoped producing the show due to the never ending aging process of the actors

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

uncle sam's misguided children

abbreviated as USMC. a synonym for US Marine Corps.

I can't believe you went and joined up with uncle sam's misguided children.

by Broan November 12, 2007

knuckle-children

Semen, especially when released by masturbation.

"Where exactly in the Bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room, while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player." -Peter Griffin

by helljin December 30, 2005

mind the step children

To pay attention to the testicles during the act of fellatio.

Did she mind the step children during the Lewinsky?

by numbnuts June 19, 2003

Netflix and children

The result of Netflix and chill

Netflix and chill leads to Netflix and children.

by sweatpantsandfries January 2, 2016