Chesterfield Gambit

Whenever your friend does something so fucking clutch that you make up a bullshit name for it so that it seems like it was planned.

“Dude, Brian just shot my grandma!”
“Ain’t no way bro just pulled the Chesterfield Gambit!”

by A Real, Genuine Human November 1, 2023

Cheesy Chester

The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.

When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.

by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011

Ciao Chester

A phrase used to wish your asinine coworker that you do not care for a sarcastic goodbye.

Coworker: "blah, blah, blah I'm being ignorant, please pay attention to me"
You: "yeah alright, Ciao Chester"

by Aday123 April 10, 2015

get chested

A common synonym for get bodied. Used to describe total destruction of a person in the chest area, commonly used as a metaphor for destroying someone compared to destruction of the chest area.

Chuckles: You're ugly
Matt: Naruto. GET CHESTED!!!!

by PuGmatt May 15, 2017

reverse Chesterton's fence

The Reverse Chesterton's Fence: before retvrning to a tradition, practice, or way of life, make sure you understand why people abandoned it in the first place, which parts of it are crucial to make it work vs random dogma, and what are the tradeoffs involved.
~made_in_cosmos

Picking up the babies lying in puddles of muddy bathwater and seeing what it takes for them to get to grow up is Reverse Chesterton's Fence in action.

by TheWingedTree January 20, 2022

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022

Flamin' Chester

Finger banging someone with flamin hot cheetos dust on your finger tips.

Tommy got dumped, he forgot to wash his hands and accidentally gave his girl a Flamin' Chester.

by FilthyFozzie October 4, 2022