Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.
I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!
See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!
See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!
by Boduhh Jenkins April 23, 2011
A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
by Zenci May 02, 2022
A small school in the small town of Chelsea in the state of Vermont that has too many convenience stores. The goalie they used to have on their varsity girls soccer team kicked butt! Even though it's tiny, it has some really cool and perverted people.
by bamfvtgirl420 February 27, 2009
by 121815apples March 12, 2017
Where the man pulls out before jizzing, glazes the woman's face to represent the icing, and then the man punches the woman in the nose to give her a nose bleed to represent the cherry on top.
*Bae runs out of house with a jizzy, bloody mess on her face.*
Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, she's a mess! What'd you do to her?"
Me: "Just wanted her to know she is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave her the Chelsea bun treatment."
Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."
*High 5*
Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, she's a mess! What'd you do to her?"
Me: "Just wanted her to know she is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave her the Chelsea bun treatment."
Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."
*High 5*
by ReubenGabriel22 March 14, 2015
A haircut often worn by women in the punk scene. The head is shaved except the bangs. Also a common 'lesbian style' hair cut. They're beautiful!
by glitterandmagicandrainbows September 28, 2010