National Apache Attack Helicopter Day

June 21 was of every year will be declared National Apache Attack Helicopter Day in celebration of the brave people who identity as Apache Attack Helicopters as well as the beautiful work of engineering such helicopters are.

Friend 1: “Hey Kyle, what’s the date?”
Kyle: “It’s National Apache Attack Helicopter Day”
Friend 1: “Cool, so the 21st, thanks bro!”

by Zisthin March 8, 2021

Helicopter husband

A husband that does not allow a wife to go anywhere freely except back and forth to work. One that does not show her attention accept when it’s in the bedroom

If Matt wasn’t a helicopter husband I would be able to go to the grocery store by myself

by Insurance Daddy January 19, 2018

Helicoptersexual

A Helicoptersexual is an individual that identify him/herself as a Helicopter, therefore, they are attracted to other Helicopters

I identify myself as a Helicoptersexual, please refer to me as Helicopter.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

helicopter

when a man can take his flaccid penis in one hand and be long enough to have extra, which he rotates. This gives the propellor affect. This can also be done with no hands, but is a tad more difficult and for the advanced only, as it requires flexible hips.

Leena: last night, i was asking Tyler to show me all the things he can do with his dick and he did something called the helicopter. It was so funny, i've never seen anything like that before!!

by Utt July 27, 2005

Attack Helicopter

What RWNJs stated their gender is.

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

by Canadian FtM December 14, 2019

ATTACK HELICOPTER TANK GENDER

1.A helicopter that you can attach a tank to the end
2. A gender that is the strongest

My gender is thenATTACK HELICOPTER TANK GENDER

by PURPLE LAMBO February 27, 2017

Bay's helicopter

A metaphor for a dramatic principle concerning over-simplicity and sensationalism. It suggests that if one shows an in-flight helicopter on screen in the first act of a blockbuster motion picture, it should be blown up in a later act for no other purpose other than the visual effect eye-candy thereof; otherwise, the helicopter should not be shown in the first place. While the principle was never explicitly articulated by American cinematographer Michael Bay, it is well documented in various forms in most of his directed full-feature films. Namely, Bay's helicopter is the exact opposite of Chekhov's gun.

It is important to note that, much like the opposite literary device of Chekhov's gun, Bay's helicopter does not limit itself to an actual helicopter. We might find the principle exercised in conspicuously placed sunglasses, 360* action shots, Megan Fox, and large offshore prisons in the San Francisco Bay area.

See also: Weiner's window

Movie Critic 1: "The appearance of numerous rotary flying devices in Bad Boys II serve no dramatic purpose, other than giving me an action hardon."

Movie Critic 2: "Indeed, I can say the exact same thing about the character of Mikaela in Transformers 2."

Movie Critic 1: "It seems to me that we've experienced Bay's helicopter. That is, one must not put a scene in a movie if no one is thinking of blowing shit up in it later."

by djwellies November 5, 2012