Independent catering

A desolate scorched abomination of a canteen. As their motto states “if its not 80% grease we didn’t make it.” The only place that can mess up chips were they either come out frozen or covered in the entire xbox community of salt. Their shambles of an attempt of trying to provide healthy food leaves children consuming more grease and fat than 6 mums at weight-watchers club. Their tomato sauce can be used as wave power due to the sheer volume of water mixed into it. Their burgers are known to have certain side effects such as lung cancer and are comparable to none other than Hitler himself. Just watch out because if you lose your card your rights will be stripped from you and you will be taken down to the dungeon to be beaten and disciplined by the minimum wage demogorgan staff

Person 1: i got a chicken burger from independent catering
Person 2: oh really how is it
Person 1: its pretty goo(cough) lung cancer symptoms take effect

by I want to commit toaster bath March 12, 2021

Emma Caterina

Emma Caterina is a beautiful young woman, probably a European. She gives off french or Italian vibes and has beautiful eyes. She likes to be alone and is always judging everyone she meets, she will secretly only stand like 5 people. She values family and being cultured, she loves learning and is very smart. She IS THE ONE AND ONLY MAIN CHARACTER.

-Wow I would love to get to know Emma Caterina, she's so mysterious.
-Don't. She's a bitch.

-Her tits are so perky thoooooooooooo

by evangelineeeeyyykjjjjj April 30, 2021

josh carrington

josh carrington is the most solid man in morecambe, and is known for being friends with chaz hamps, being a top shagger and towering over rueben spencer in height don’t even dare to speak his name because he may appear to steal your gyal with his gorgeous face and phenomenal style.

josh carrington is a propa sound fella

by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022

To pull a Carina

To ask you first where you'd like to eat, in order not to make a decision and force you to choose the restaurant.

Carina: "Where would you like to go out to eat?"
You: "I don't know...can't you choose?"
Carina: "I asked first, love"
You: "You always do that, you always try to pull a Carina on me"

by PCKEK March 9, 2018

catrina

shes a smexy gerll
aaand you'll have mad fun wif her
she shall say funnay thangs that make you pee
anddd she doesnt know anything?!
hhahah idk im jk-ing
shes hot though.
so ask hur otu!?
hahha idk.
you will love her, kkkkkk. noooow go call hur

catrina is a fun gerl

by nothhhhhhhhing January 15, 2008

catin

being fake, fronting, bull shitting, leading on, or any instance where ones actions dont mesh with previous actions or words.

Examples:
Person A: What happened after the party?
Person B: Man ole girl was on me all night then switched up and went home, females be catin.

-or-

Person A: Did he ever call you back like he said he would?
Person B: Nope. He must have forgot brody's a cat.

-or-

Person A: I was gonna pay him back... but I ended up picking up instead. XD
Person B: Ha, you need to quit catin.

by Chuck_yo_couch <--- #Instaname May 18, 2013

Carina

Carina is the most amazingest person anyone could ever meet. They are smart, talented and also one of the nicest people you will ever know. They have worked hard to be talented from playing the violin, ukelele and piano which they have mostly been self taught. They have such a artistic spirit shown by their ability to draw and do crafts. Carina is a big scaredy cat, being scared of horror movies. Furthermore apart from being a straight A student at school she also does iceskating. She is a person I will always stick with and treasure as a friend. I don't know what I would do without a Carina.

Wow!, look at Carina

by warducky January 9, 2021