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Unexplainable. So perfect there is no word to describe. There never will be.
Person: dude carson is so perfect he’s like _____
Other person: I know right !!
Carson by carsonsgirlforlife December 11, 2020
a big sex(y)
carson is a sex(y)
Carson by PaPa Johns Official December 22, 2020
CARSON is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He has a MASSIVE COCK and is VERY GOOD AT SEX!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL SEX YOU A LOT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT
girl 1: CARSON HAS A MASSIVE COCK!!
girl 2: I KNOW
boy: IM JELOUS!!!
Carson by Chase2 January 12, 2021
Carson is probably the best friends you could ever have. He always tries to make you happy and suceeds every time. He is one of the funniest people in world history and puts a smile on your face every day. He does get sad sometimes and when he is sad you really feel bad for him by trying to make him feel better and he is grateful. Carson is the kind of person you can spend hours talking too and never get bored even if they already know all of your secrets and you have shared every possible story that can possibly be shared. Never let Carson go because he will be your best friends for life.
Carson is probably the funniest guy I know.
I spent hours talking to Carson on the weekend.
Carson made me laugh so hard today.
A beautiful, fun loving and incredibly smart human being with the eyes of an angel and a heart of gold.
Ciel: Dude did you see carson today?

Daniel: YE BRO SHE IS SOOO HOT!
Carson by Kanye feast May 6, 2021
That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
Carson by ok m8 June 3, 2021